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The old classic on Have I got news for you...Who is the odd one out and why?
Beefy is the only true legend? (How can I say that being a Bears fan!!) Answers on a postcard....... peelysfun@cridler.com DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN - #1 ADOLF HARRY
Adolf Harry what a twerp, we will probably get censured about this, but it will certainly give us more publicity. So Mr Clifford if your surfing, take a look at these revelations as to the behaviour of a future Monarch mmmmmmmmmmm Adolf Hitler wore a swastika armband when he met and shook hands with the Duke and Duchess of Windsor in 1937. Lord Rothermere attended several Nazi rallies. He assured his friends that Hitler was a perfect gentleman and wrote that under his rule Germany was beyond all doubt the best governed nation in Europe, largely because of Hitler’s actions in freeing the country from the Israelites of International attachment who had insinuated themselves into key positions in the German administrative machine. This is no accident said the Daily Mail, arguing that the BBC, which employs more than its fair share of anti-monarchists, should have given Prince Harry’s antics so much airtime. Unlike the said royalist paper where Harry’s antics were given a mere 12 pages. TSUNAMI UPDATE Swansea council is doing its bit to raise funds for families of the victims. To quote the tactfully worded announcement sent to all council staff last week, “Wales National Pool Swansea challenges you to the Tsunami Swimathon. Meanwhile during the agreed three minutes silence, impeccably observed by all, well not quite all. Sky Sports extra decided not to participate and went ahead instead with x-sport programme airing a feature about surfing and the search for the world’s biggest waves. I REST MY CASE. PEELY DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN - #2 WHAT NEXT FOR MARK THATCHER????? As Mark Thatcher begins to rebuild his shattered reputation, not that it wasn’t a bit dodgy in any case; there is speculation about what career options are open to him. What would you like him to be? Dodgy businessman Traffic Warden Door to door salesman Timeshare consultant Tory MP Member of the royal family Small time crook Email Crids and you could win a romantic week in Equatorial Guinea with the world’s oldest mother, Adriana llsecu, 66!!! SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: THE IRA AND CRIMINALS CRIMINALS IRA Wear ski masks Wear ski masks Carry Guns Carry Guns Terrorise innocent members Terrorise innocent members Of the public of the public Rob banks Rob banks Sometimes get caught Er………………… FOOTBALL COMMENTS “The Watford fans have thrown graffiti on the pitch” “The only way I can spend is to buy” “If Everton finish in a champions league place they’ll play in the champions league” “So this movie you star in, The Life Story of George Best – tell us, what’s it about” Attached a unique picture duly signed by Michael Vaughan. It adorns a lounge somewhere in the UK. The first correct location answer will win a digital copy of the said picture when we get the internet in S********e Clue 1. Strong in the arm Clue 2. Thick in the head Clue 3. Afrikaans cock Clue 4. Please see the above. Lord Peely DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN - #3 Tsunami updates Do you know it never ceases to amaze the writer, of the dumbness around this country as regards sensitivity? The Tsunami that struck has caused shock and horror compounded by sorrow etc. Through this, I am, as I said above, utterly amazed at the ability or should I say inability of some individuals and companies to respect the consequences of such a great tragedy. Listen and read these. “Everybody I know, they were very upset this weekend about this…and I actually called our news desk on Saturday and said: I know that we have this tsunami going on and all these people etc but is it true that they broke up…I just can’t believe this can you please advise.?????????? Kate Couric on NBC’s Today show describing her reaction to the Jennifer Aniston – Brad Pitt separation ___________________________________________________ A bulletin from the London office of investment bank JP Morgan puts the disaster into a more appealing perspective. Although the tsunami caused minimal damage to E&O property’s land reclamation project in Penang, it reports the real concern is that this incident may cause buyer aversion towards coastal properties at this location increasing the risk that its maiden launch of terrace houses will not be taken up.
Where are their morals for f*** sake. Poetry corner So farewell then Strawberry Fields The Liverpool children’s home made famous by the Beatles song Strawberry fields forever Except you weren’t. The Premiership tits, over paid and over here. “Well it’s a friendly match with all the proceeds going to the victims of the Tsunami”, said Becks to the reporter, continuing with “I’m looking forward to it, all the names will be there Wanker, Shit head, Tosser, Twat and Bellamy. And finally for this short edition, your comments on the picture. Say’s it all really Peely DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN #4 VALENTINES What tosspot invented this excuse to rip the public off? A bunch of roses on the 11th February £ 7.00. The same bunch on the 13th February 11.50. Chocolates £ 6.00, then they rise to £ 8.50. The fancy dan meals deals that are put on. What a waste of time and money. The same meal for two at a local restaurant in Shrewsbury, pre Feb 14th £ 12.00 per head, Feb 14th £ 32.00 per couple, ah but you get a rose with your dinner. Please see above. So women are the big manipulators in this scam. They insist on flowers, chocolates and meals as a sign of effection. So why can’t people show effection to each other at any time during the rest of the year??????? So I have attached the following. Say no more THE TRUTH ABOUT “GIRLIES”.... Shopping Mission  Properties
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