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Smudga --- Aimée --- Cat --- Cridler --- 3 Balls

Rabster--- Peely --- Kylie--- Rear Admiral --- Warne

Gazza --- Sell By --- Mattelot--- Gaye --- Kirstie

 

Name: Neil Smith   

Age: 29

Number: 07764501306

Shirt Size: L

Likes: Lion Beer, Girls, The Toon Army

Dislikes: BA, Porta Loos, Sunderland

Going to Leeds: Wey Aye

 

SMUDGA

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Name: Aimée Lawrance 

Age: 26

Number:

Shirt Size: that’d be telling!!!

Likes: Bombay Sapphire, old stuff, Durham CCC.

Dislikes: Men who try and explain cricket to me

Going to Leeds: Naturally

 

AIMEE

Name: Catherine Mortimer

Age: 34

Number: 07739574742

Shirt Size: Small Boys

Likes: The Whites,  Goughy

Dislikes: Beards, Warm Beer

Going to Leeds: Aye

 

CAT

Name: Chris Ridler 

Age: 27

Number: 07793060706

Shirt Size: L

Likes: Lion Beer, Birmingham City

Dislikes: Jimmy’s dirty bird, Cost of BA T-Shirts

Going to Leeds: Yes

 

 CRIDLER

Name: Mark Keefe

Age: 29

E-Mail:spit_roast69@hotmail.com

Shirt Size: L

Likes: Cold lion, being drunk, sell by drunk, woman, Liverpool FC and Margate  FC

Dislikes: lion, sell by sober, ugly ladyboys, Margate people

Going to Leeds: Oui Oui (we are almost French down here)

 

3 BALLS

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RAMSGATE MARK

 

Name: Richard W. Keefe

Age: 32

E-Mail: richard_keefe@hotmail.com

Shirt Size: Figure Hugging

Likes: Beer, Birds, Boobs, Bums, Beaver, words beginning with B.

Dislikes: Anyone who doesn’t like the above

Going to Leeds: Yes, the Letter B is popular there

 

REAR ADMIRAL

Name: John Peel

Age: I reckon I am the oldest. 41+1, apologies for the difficulty

Number: 0771 810 2314 UK

Shirt Size: L

Likes: Stella, The Arse, Fixed up ref Jane Yahoo!

Dislikes: Spurs, warm Stella, Explaining the LBW rule to women of disrepute of which there are loads in Leeds and Innsbruck

Going to Leeds: Are the Army commercial?

 

 GUNNER

or

PEELY

 

Name: Darron Hull

Age:  33

Number: 077438 95673 (broken it and trying to fix it)

Shirt Size: S/M

Likes: Laurel and Hardy, Tight fitting pink floral dresses, Bolivian marching powder

Dislikes: Drinks, drugs, profanity and blasphemy

Going to Leeds: In my dress

 

 KYLIE

Name: Mark Davidson

Age: 30

Shirt Size: XL

Likes:  Snake Bite, Newcastle, Driving Tuk Tuk’s and expensive fake jewellery

Dislikes: Fools and posh people.

Going to Leeds: Yes for Sure

 

RABSTER

Name: Peter Cousins

Age: 30

Shirt Size: M

Likes:  Sun & sun & sun & more sun

Dislikes: rain, Jordanian Airlines, Geordies, p c

Going to Leeds: sure am cobber, can I have bowl?

 

WARNE

Name: Gary Coakley

Age: 43

Number: 07779537980

Shirt Size: XL

Likes:  Watford F.C., Cold Lion Beer, Sun & Sea

Dislikes: Warm Lion Beer, Tossers, Sydney Hotel (Galle)

Going to Leeds: Struggling, but never say never !

GAZZA

Name: Jon Jezzard

Age: 33

Number: 01473735542

Shirt Size: I would say large

Likes:  Kirstie, Surfing, sky diving, white water rafting ,rock climbing ,oh and yes and getting to a point where everybody looks like they need it

Dislikes: French, pork chops, low grade porn, catching your ball bag in your flys, not being able to find the ladies of the night in Kandy

Going to Leeds: Only for a massage

SELL BY

 

Name: Matt Todd

Age: Almost as old as Peely

Shirt Size: Whatever fits

Likes:  Cold Lion (this is an assumption, I never found one), Irish Guinness, Rugby, Wavey Navy songs

Dislikes: Tuk-tuks, the Monday song

Going to Leeds: Where's me tickets?

 

MATTELOT

Name: Gaye Seal

Age: Not as young as Cat !

Shirt Size: Small but beautiful

Likes: Kylies wardrobe
 

Dislikes: Security in SL, crowd control at Leeds and farts by Sell - by

Going to Leeds: Been and Gone

GAYE

Name: Kirstie Hart

Age: older than the man I feel

Email: kirstieahart@yahoo.co.uk

Shirt Size: small boys or ladies

Likes: cricketers, horses, Charlton Athletic, swimming in the sea, Tweety, popping champagne corks on to the pitch at Lords, Guinness

Dislikes: pubs that make a fuss about putting the cricket on, price of plane tickets when you try to book late so you have to get Sky instead

Going to Old Trafford: Yes

 

KIRSTIE